New Obama Speech

bobama3 I found out about this Obama speech generator over at Just Politics. This is great! If you want to create your own mad-lib style Obama speech, just click here. Here is the speech I came up with.

“My fellow Americans, today is a wise day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “America”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually jump.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces perfect and beautiful challenges like never before. Our economy is good. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for people. Our healthcare system is bad. If your hand is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a doctor. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a chicken grass. But running together we can right this ship, and set a course for washington.

Finally, I must thank my bright family, my dark campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank congress for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of living the American people. Without your well efforts, none of this would have been possible.”